Reading MAD logged on today to find out the latest on our beloved Royals and were met with the shocking, and slightly worrying headline 'Royals Sweat On Duo'.
Intrigued, and with a rather nasty image of a rather sweaty Steve Coppell in our minds, we read on - this sounded like an interesting story.
Alas, we found out that the news item was merely telling us that Graeme Murty and Andy Hughes may miss this weekend's game against Rotherham United through injury. A bit of an anti-climax given the rather interesting headline.
But having read the article we are a little concerned about central midfielder / wing-man / make shift left-back Andy Hughes.
For it seems our Hughesy is having a little trouble with his little man.
Teamtalk tells us: "Hughes is experiencing trouble with his groin after picking up an injury against West Ham."
The mind boggles, it really does.